You guys are such a forgetful bunch of kids. I hear Ummi nagging about how you always forget this and that. I am pretty sure that at least on two occasions, I had to send your water bottles or your pencil cases to school because you forget them in the morning. Its quite funny when Ummi said, “if you could remove your ears, you might forget where you leave it and you’ll have troubles hearing”. But I believe this is quite normal. I was forgetful too when I was small. Your grandmother nagged as well. Anyway, that gave me an idea to tell you a bedtime story. A silly story which I know you don’t believe it. At this moment I know you still remember the story. But I’m going to write it anyway, because who knows you might read this as an adult and this brings back memories of our family growing up as foreigners in Taiwan. As I mentioned before, the story is fake, but as 10 year old kids, the look on your faces showed that you were all amused. And at the end of this silly story, I shall t...